Wow, my Kevin Millwood experiment is kind of turning into a disaster already and it's only the top of the third. Knew I should have picked up DiNardo instead.
I've figured out how to beat Corbin at his stupid trading game...when he offers you a ridiculous trade...offer him an even more ridiculous one back...then he leaves you alone
In Simmons newest article, he refers to Mob D as weasel. Probably a coincidence, but I've only heard someone referred to as weasel in LOV (and now in his article).
when i get bored I like to make up a trade that is really slanted in Corby's favor and send it to him, then cancel it before he has the chance to accept it. That way he gets the e-mail with what was offered, but by the time he goes in to accept, it's gone
If I had three wishes, this would be wish #1. Weazy to serve a life sentence at OZ. Shit, I wouldn't even need the other two wishes after that one.
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Will Blue be first?
Awe, too bad.
aaaaaahhahhaahaaaaa.... weazy in oz
hifuckinglarious
outfuckingstanding
6th is pretty good for me today
But 7th is luckier.
8th. Not sure what that means.
I just wanted everyone to see Tyler's mad skillz
although it looks like some folks already have
New and improved, without all the weaselness.
screw corbin and his veto bullshit
nobody is here?
that's ok, i'll go acapella
Fuck a Papa Doc, fuck a clock, fuck a trailer, fuck everybody. Fuck y'all if you doubt me. I'm a piece of fuckin' white trash, I say it proudly
oops...my rhymes don't make sense at LoV...that was a mistake
here come the benedict arnold jokes again
Wassahappenin over here?
this is tem checking in.
this is my one attempt at OWP.
you have 5 minutes.
also the weasel pic is gold. lov it.
that trade veto gets a major WTF from me. wtf was wrong with that?
also trades take too long to process. it is like 3 weeks or something.
bah, tmft.
efmtem checked the blog yesterday.
she shows up on the site meter as bankone, columbus, ohio
she said she was checking to make sure beth was still alive.
5 minutes appear to be up.
another disappointing OWP for tem.
sluts
i saw her as a lurker a few times back when she was just fmtem
maybe she is the fakemills/fake bryan/fake cumfast/ dan the man?
"she said she was checking to make sure beth was still alive."
I like the idea of efmtem thinking of me so I think I'll pretend she really said that.
If you want tem I can toy with her emotions and then smash them just for you. Wouldn't be the first time I've played the tease. :-)
nah don't do that.
there is a 0% chance she is the fake those people.
she doesn't have the balls to post.
which is good.
she doesn't have the balls to post, but she does have the gonads to show up and make you watch big brother...
you should have made her watch Man vs Wild
unless you got some goodies...then that would be cool
although big brother might not be worth "Anglina" ass
cheap late night OWPAD Z
Blue, you are always here. It's astounding.
Seriously? Corbin is Butters? That screams homosexual.
Somebody tell Mills to ease up on the Chuck Norris comments. IT's not 1999 anymore...
weasels are awful
haha, Mills thinks he's Cott
sad
and Butters is pretty apt for Corbin..APT
I rule this roost
I think the Weasel's been getting the hint.
i can't post on LOV because the comment box isn't there.
it showed up after i bitched about it.
so much for getting the hint
TPS slowed me down
Sometimes I like to post over here...
i'm getting a sniper rifle shipped to me today...i'm taking a daytrip to mission Kansas
Blue, can I paypal you some money for that?
I'll pay for specialty rounds if you'd like.
i'll put money towards food and lodging.
This just in:
Blue really hates the weasel
so really.. do guys like the idea of 2 hot girls getting together, or are they grossed out by it?
See BBB, you said "guys", that's why weaze doesn't know.
Goddamn weazy is a douchebag.
He used to not annoy me like he did the rest of you. I used to just ignore him but now he bugs the crap out of me too.
at least weazy gave people something to talk about today.
it was a slow couple day for LOV. any sort of slapper was appreciated.
of course now i wish he'd stop.
Goddamn weazy is a douchebag.
this is LOV TOTPM.
im not saying im the high point of comedy, but the "vagina breath" comment is pretty terrible..
I can't take it from the weasel anymore.
what a homo
'LOV, where some just "dont get it".'
he's got to be arguing just for arguing's sake right?
no one is this brain dead are they?
i didn't get why you'd zip up your pants to cover vagina breath.
breath comes from your mouth.
vagina breath would be from eating too much vagina.
and guaranteed his wife is pushing 2+ bills. at least.
I think a few were left behind.
we need an emergency OWP today.
Sometimes, I have vagina breath.
blue don't blow our cover again.
how is vagina breath a bad thing?
i was friends with a lesbian just so I could learn how to have vagina breath
OPERATION WEASEL PIE!
i think maybe the BOLD was pretty obvious
exactly, what's wrong with vagina breath??
I usually miss the hints.
I didnt miss that one...
"OPERATION WEASEL PIE!"
Someone could just post that @ LoV and he'd be none the wiser.
I put the bold in for people like me who never get the "pie" signal that others leave.
the bold pie was rather obvious.
I just saw zeke's cut and paste comment. Well played, sir.
i do want some pie now though
someone ask weazy why vagina breath is bad.
EP? how does he always get left behind
ElP's still posting over there so apparently the bold wasn't obvious enough for everyone.
keith doesn't know the signal, he just thinks that zeke is a fat vuke that likes pie
Keith is aware of OWP.
Not sure if he caught the ref.
He signed up for our Weasel-Free FFBL league.
It's too late in the day for El P to wander over here.
Wow, my Kevin Millwood experiment is kind of turning into a disaster already and it's only the top of the third. Knew I should have picked up DiNardo instead.
i need Chemo, STAT!
yep, millwood is all hat and no cattle.
wood...hehehehehe
i got money that says weazy tries to say something about madness if he gets the 400th post
close enough
corby with madness.
damn...
And now he just hit a dude. I hope WWL calls Millwood's outing "disasterous" tomorrow when they update his profile.
atrocious is a better word
it was sub par.
Atrocious is strong.
"how was your weekend"
"atrocious"
(blank stare)
horrendous is a good one too.
also dropping an anti-climatic is fun.
When people ask about my weekend, I usually reply with "no fun". or something of the like.
anal rape the hundo madness
Actually he only got charged for one run and not the full four because there was an error. So it might end up being "serviceable" or "useful".
"anal rape"
Wait, who told TJW about OWP?
he finally answered the vag breath question...basically exactly as tyler said he would
effin twat
i have yet to meet a chick who likes the word twat.
That might be a long search Tem.
i stopped actively searching years ago.
replacing what with twat is funny though.
twat did you say?
yes dear, twatever you say.
etc, etc.
Of course that's what makes it such an effective insult.
i'm going to use twatever tonight
Braves/Reds are now in the 14th.
Using the spelt joke in two consecutive comments is totally original. I hope you're taking notes, Blue.
smelt is a fish and an adjective
but probably not an adjective, i suck at grammer
oh, it's a verb
whoever smelt it dealt it
the weasel is killing spelt.
spelt is never un-funny, unless he says it.
OWP?
blue did you use twatever last night?
i tried the twatever, it just slipped right on by
He's back.
WC gets 3 helmet stickers for all hat and no cattle research.
I'm not here
so basically all "cowboys" these days are all hat and no cattle
except the ones who have cattle.
The Dallas Cowboys are all hat and no cattle.
are horses cattle? what about sheep?
I didnt realize the all hat no cattle conversation had come over here.
Good to know my hard work didnt go unnoticed though.
horses and sheep are not cattle.
I've figured out how to beat Corbin at his stupid trading game...when he offers you a ridiculous trade...offer him an even more ridiculous one back...then he leaves you alone
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In Simmons newest article, he refers to Mob D as weasel. Probably a coincidence, but I've only heard someone referred to as weasel in LOV (and now in his article).
when corby proposes a trade to me i just sit on it and tell him that i am "considering it."
and he just axed me about it.
still pondering was my response.
hahaahahahhaahhahahahaha
"Tem...any more thought in the trade offer? "
hilarious
when i get bored I like to make up a trade that is really slanted in Corby's favor and send it to him, then cancel it before he has the chance to accept it. That way he gets the e-mail with what was offered, but by the time he goes in to accept, it's gone
it's the little things in life that keep you going
Blue, that's brilliant.
standing o for blue... very nice work
I just pulled the Blue move on Deluxe.
The danger of such moves Blue is what just happened, it pulled Mills back to LOV.
"Blue -- that was an intruiging offer.
I actually thought about it."
i'm playing the same game with Weazy now too
i am a terrible pitcher.
two no-hitters followed by me giving up 10 ER before the 3rd.
now it is lunch time.
fuck me, it's my fault...blame the 3rd base coach.
good thing im a righty, cause im trying to pull one HARD down the 3rd base line.
keep your head up and available, blue.
Benedict why are you doing this to us?
weazy might be dead
nope not dead.
"get some new fucking material loser."
from the kid who has never said one original or funny thing in his life.
uh oh. here we go.
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